Top organs to sell for crypto

Want to buy the ETH dip but ran out of fiat? Ever wanted to FOMO into a 100x moonshot rugpull but ran out of money? Here is a list of organs you can trade for real world fiat. Who needs eyeballs anyway?

• Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525 (that's 0.44 ETH)
• Scalp: $607
• Skull with Teeth: $1,200
• Shoulder: $500 (almost 1 BNB)
• Coronary Artery: $1,525
• Heart: $119,000 (almost 3 BTC at the current market price)
• Left Testicle: $1500
• Right Testicle: $1503
• Liver: $157,000
• Hand and Forearm: $385
• Pint of Blood: $337
• Spleen: $508
• Stomach: $508
• Small Intestine: $2,519
• Kidney: $262,000
• Gallbladder: $1,219
• Skin: $10 per square inch