Top organs to sell for crypto

Want to buy the ETH dip but ran out of fiat? Ever wanted to FOMO into a 100x moonshot rugpull but ran out of money? Here is a list of organs you can trade for real world fiat. Who needs eyeballs anyway?
- Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525 (that's 0.44 ETH)
- Scalp: $607
- Skull with Teeth: $1,200
- Shoulder: $500 (almost 1 BNB)
- Coronary Artery: $1,525
- Heart: $119,000 (almost 3 BTC at the current market price)
- Left Testicle: $1500
- Right Testicle: $1503
- Liver: $157,000
- Hand and Forearm: $385
- Pint of Blood: $337
- Spleen: $508
- Stomach: $508
- Small Intestine: $2,519
- Kidney: $262,000
- Gallbladder: $1,219
- Skin: $10 per square inch
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