It’s been a crazy ride these past 7 years, but I’m selling

I'm tired of holding an asset that I'm always worried will crash, is bad for the environment, could get stolen, where the network slows to crawl with even mild usage, will probably depreciate to zero value, and which barely gets used, especially in a big city.

BMW M3 2009, 4.0 V-8 Engine, 420HP, 18'' alloy wheels, Leather interior, 120k miles. Selling for .3 BTC if anybody is interested.