A quick crypto joke to brighten your

An old lady walks into an exchange with millions of dollars in BTC

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She lets them know at reception that she wants to open an account.

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Out comes the account manager and he takes her to his office to discuss what to do with her crypto.

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He asks her "If you don't mind me asking, how did you come into all this Bitcoin?"

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She replies "Well I like to bet."

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"On what? Horses?"

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"No on people. For example I bet you 5 BTC that by this time tommorrow, your balls will be square."

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He agrees, and the old woman leaves.

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The next day the manager wakes up and when he goes to bathe he examines his balls. Sure enough they're still round.

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The old woman comes to his office later in the day and he asks her "Whos this young man with you."

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She tells him "Oh don't worry about him he's just my lawyer."

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"Well I'm sorry to tell you but my balls are still round."

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"Oh dear. Well could I check to make sure?"

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The man reluctantly agrees and she examines and fondles his balls to check that they are indeed round.

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The bank manager asks the woman "Why is your lawyer bashing his head against the wall?"

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"Oh, well I bet him 100 Bitcoin that I would have you by the balls before the end of the day."