They say when your Grandma starts asking about Bitcoin, it’s time to sell

I had some plumbers out at my house today due to a supply line leak in my yard. As we were talking about options and cost we just started casually talking about general bad luck and expenses. We both have kids that just got braces, I mentioned that I just paid off one of their's but wished I saved a bit for this new plumbing expense. He then told me I needed to get in on this new Dogecoin stock. It's apparently pretty easy, I just need a Robinhood account! He's already up $1,000!

Ladies and gentlemen, this bullrun is now officially over. Take profit and run for your lives!

EDIT: My grandma is not a plumber, nor was she when she was alive.

EDIT 2: Thanks for the Gold Award anonymous sir or madam! And a continued thank you to all for the additional awards. I am truly grateful!

EDIT 3: I am not making a cut against plumbers, or anyone in any trade. I'm a welder for reference. I flaired this post comedy, so here's an explanation of the JOKE some do not understand. Kudos to those who have mentioned it already: In 1929, a shoe-shine boy gave Joe Kennedy stock tips, and Kennedy, being a wise old investor, thought, “If shoe shine boys are giving stock tips, then it's time to get out of the market.”