Thanks to MOONS I have reached peak efficiency

As someone who suffers from ulcerative colitis (a form of IBD) I have the unfortunate tendency to go to the bathroom more than I’d like to. It really puts a damper on my day, interrupting my usual work routine. But now thanks to this app, all the time I spend on the throne I can post and interact with my community. All the while earning moons just for engagement. Say what you want but I have reached the pinnacle of productivity this way. No longer will my trips to the bathroom be plagued with just mindlessly scrolling through the news. I’ve literally found a way to get rich while you shit. Life’s all about making the best of a bad situation so here’s mine. Probably gonna have colon cancer by the time I hit my late 30’s but hey I’ve come to terms with that part.