I’m seriously so sick of having all my assets in some sort of limbo. I need to finally get my shit out.

When I initially invested in Ethereum, I sent some to a wallet on my desktop computer. Around .5 ETH. Now that wallet is years behind, the fucking wallet doesn't even work or sync. Same story with about about 20,000 DOGE I have in the shitty Dogecoin core wallet that's about 7 years behind.

I know there's a lot of people in the same boat and I've read endless comments about how you can go to that website and import your keystore and private keys and shit and extract the funds from your broken wallet that way. I'm frustrated because I've tried to follow the tutorials on how to do so endless times in the past couple years and just give up because there's missing information on how to do certain steps. I'm starting to become seriously frustrated because my assets are skyrocketing and I really need to get them into a more modern wallet or exchange and these tutorials are so damn complicated or there's always something that doesn't work. I'm a computer scientist and tech savvy but it's still too damn complicated for me to actually figure out and have work.

Is there any sort of Discord or something, or a really good interactive tutorial so I can actually get these damn funds out? I'm sick of all these tutorials that are outdated/missing steps. I'd literally pay $1000 to have somebody walk me through the process at this point. There has to be some resources out there or a Discord channel or something with trustworthy people who can help.

I am SO sick of having my ETH and DOGE stuck. Please point me in the right direction if you can, I figured this would be a good sub to post this in. Sorry that this comes off as a rant, I am just fucking fed up and want to get my funds out already and not endlessly try these processes that I don't understand.

Thank you.