To all the scammers DM’ing me about trading my Bitcoin for me; sorry, I lost it in a boating accident, you’ll have to find someone else to scam

That is all, thanks.

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PS: Mods, maybe there should be a sticky on this subreddit warning people about scams like these and the Twitter scams pretending to be celebrities? I get at least 3 messages a week from friends asking me if Elon Musk is actually giving Bitcoins away. It's sad how many people fall for those.