Are NFTs a potential game changer for unsolicited d*ck pics?
Hear me out…
Let's say you receive an unwanted and poorly composed shot of someone's junk (I'll also assume you're a lady, since they get the vast majority of them).
Don't delete that thing – mint it as an NFT and credit the sender as the original artist.
Then, send them an invite to buy their art and remove it from the blockchain. If they don't, their name and nads will exist forever more in the very public blockchain, for all to see.
The best part is there's only like, what, 3.75 billion d*cks on the planet, and if men get discouraged from sending them, they become SCARCE.
The market cap potential is enormous. I've done some analysis, and predict d*ck pic NFTs could hit $1 million in the next 5 years.
Now is the time to get involved and start DCA (d*ck, camera, action!) into this exciting new project.