I have just declared Bitcoin an official currency.

After years of dubious speculative curious consideration I today am officially declaring Bitcoin an official currency.

I have no intention to de-dollarize since the move would not bring any benefit.

Bitcoin will be legal tender for all debts, including tax. Merchants must accept bitcoin for goods and services, unless they are technologically unable to. (So please upgrade your shit asap)

I won't be taking any questions at this time.