It’s the year 2030 and crypto has definitely changed our lives; just in a way no one expected.

The name Bitcoin isn't used anymore because no one can afford 81 trillion dollars for a coin. Satoshis are becoming expensive too, there are talks to split every Satoshi in 8 Nakamotos for further convenience for consumers. This has been discussed by the core developers for 3 years, but no consensus has been reached yet.

Ethereum has taken over the world with their last rollout Skyn3t. It turns out all those gas fees were used to build robot assembly-lines in the Arctic. Vitalik has revealed to be a cyborg sent from the future to enslave humanity. Humans who purchased ETH are filthy rich, though.

The Resistance movement has rallied behind XMR. It's so damn private, they can't even find other cells to coordinate.

LINK is using its self-consciousness to update in real time Sergei Nazarov's geolocation, so you can go and tell him how he has betrayed you yet again.

Civil war has ravaged the USA and split the country in two. The new formed country has adopted DOGE as their official currency. Elon Musk has proclaimed himself as Techno DogeKing of the Solar System.

NANO has become so fast it has reached faster than light transaction speeds and quantum-leaped itself out of existence. The devs are working on a solution to slow down transactions without success.

Cardano has published 741 papers, 700 of them about how good is to publish a lot of papers. Smart Contracts in mainnet expected next month. Charles is doing AMAs on Youtube every 15 minutes.

Binance Smart Chain has been fomo-bought by Warren Buffet, who is still denying blockchain but bought the first project that an intern mentioned in the coffee room. God knows what they’re plotting in this world governed by machines but everyone agrees they’re up to no good.

Tether has opened their vault at last. Every 1 USDT is pegged to a cap of Nuka-Cola. This has made USDT the first stablecoin to experience a +1000% valuation.