Sometimes I wish I could take one last look at my crypto portfolio and then fall into a deep slumber like Princess Aurora in Sleeping Beauty.

Only to be awoken in early 2023 by my true love's kiss, holding a 10th gen iPad with my crypto portfolio loaded up for my viewing pleasure. I've done a little research, bought some coins i'm excited about, and now I just want to accept a magical universal remote control like Adam Sandler in the movie Click and fast forward a little bit. Edit: Also, I've stopped using dating apps during the pandemic and it would be so much easier to have my true love just find me while I'm catching some Zs. I just hope she wants to take things slow and explore our options.
Can anyone else relate to this?