Crypto Ruined My Life

I look back to my life before crypto and realize how it has been ruined. I used to have plenty of friends, but now all of the vegan ones won't talk to me. They say I bring up crypto without anyone asking. My fiancée says I ruined our sex life. Instead of sending her dick picks, I now send her pictures of shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon. My parents used to be so proud of me. I was a normal functioning young adult working a 9-5. Now they watch in disgust as I rip a line of banano potassium and tell them maybe one day I will get them a lambo of their own as I veer out of their driveway.